Here's to opening and upwards

mk-ultra:

molly, rachel and i made this list.

ARE YOU THE ONE WE’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR?!

Not all of this applies for me (don’t know those bands, don’t mind thin lips, bellies aren’t really on my list though I’ll take the beards, I’d say flowers always candy sometimes, etc.) but I still think it’s wonderful (I <3 you mary and friends) and would like the emphasize the asking questions, curiosity, willingness to talk about sex, cute texts, forehead kisses, handholding, and i’m going to stop listing here because I’ll list nearly everything else.  

<3 

collegehumor:

Teacher Awards Credit for Questioning “The Man”

Unfortunately, I have to take points off for forgetting the question mark.  

could’ve been a question off of Dave’s Chem tests, and his answer

limitatiarespirare:

I just died

(via cgvx)

boniverotica:

We drove into town tonight to listen to a fiddler of repute. Bon Iver spans my waist with his hands and whirls me around until we’re both out of breath!

newsweek:

It’s kind of hard to see what’s going on here, but look closely. It’s a pic of the eclipse seen on a garage door in the Bay Area, and the leaves on a tree have formed hundreds of pinhole cameras. (h/t Andrew Sullivan’s blog)

absolute coolest

meganfedrigo:

Ben Savage, my hero.

(via collegehumor)

collegehumor:

Kid Finds Loophole in Math Homework

Answering correctly while doing none of the work. This kid has a bright future. 

clever. actually took me a second to figure out why this was a question.

newsweek:

Afghanis have discovered the relentless, sugary pull of Red Bull.

For hundreds of years, Afghanistan has largely been a lightly caffeinated, tea-drinking country. Few here drink coffee, and yet over the past few years, many have developed a thirst for energy drinks. Today, Afghans consume these sugar-saturated beverages everywhere and at all hours of the day: during the morning ride to work; in wedding halls; and in private dinners, along with servings of Qabuli Palow, a rice dish topped with carrots, raisins, and pistachios.

(Photo: Mujib Mashal for The Daily Beast)

Terrifying.  Amurica!

collegehumor:

Restaurant Advertises Negative Meatball Sub Yelp Review

That does sound intriguing… even if the guy is right. 

I kinda think this makes it more appealing.  a) if only one guy on yelp hated on it, they’re doing well.  b) at least they’re sarcastic and funny, so the service will be fun.

boniverotica:

Bon Iver is saddling our Appaloosa. He’s tied the reins of her hackamore to a tree in a stand of limber pine and is nuzzling her velvet nose, whispering something.

um hey dream life